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Where Malachite was really hiding. by AccursedAsche Where Malachite was really hiding. by AccursedAsche
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:iconlittlesnaketail:
LittleSnaketail Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
The real question is, how did she fit the rest of her body in there?
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:iconaccursedasche:
AccursedAsche Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She shapeshifted a snake body or something. lmao
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:iconlittlesnaketail:
LittleSnaketail Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh great, now I'm imagining her giant had perched on a thin stringlike body.
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:iconsouleaterqueen:
SoulEaterQueen Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Student General Artist
LOL
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:iconpokekid333:
pokekid333 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Me: Flushes toilet

Malachite: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Greninja: Connor what was that 

Me: Nothing
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:iconlunadragonfox:
LunaDragonFox Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Garnet inside
Ruby: HOLY ****
Sapphire: 0.0
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:iconrainstormofequestria:
RainstormOfEquestria Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.......BRUH
my life
Steven = my life
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:icondragonwings2806:
DragonWings2806 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fated to pee outside indeed.
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:iconkuramafire:
Kuramafire Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016
Me: *explodes from laughter*
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:iconnin10boy6464:
Nin10Boy6464 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2016
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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:iconexplodingmario:
Explodingmario Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016
Amazing.
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:iconwildshadow1:
Wildshadow1 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2016
Lol just flush it steven
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:icona-tem6:
A-Tem6 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Malachite could just bite his hand and he'd be like, "WHAT THE **** IN ******* *** WAS THAT ******* ****!?!?!?
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:iconmad-mutt:
Mad-Mutt Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016  Student General Artist
This is the very incarnation of brilliance. 
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:icongamemaster009:
gamemaster009 Featured By Owner May 27, 2016
OMG LOL
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:iconcasathas:
Casathas Featured By Owner May 15, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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:iconsnow1the2vampire:
Snow1the2vampire Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Im quite impressed how Malachite fitted through the toilit
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:iconfat-butt:
Fat-Butt Featured By Owner Edited Mar 18, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
And Gar doesn't react to this? Like, at all? Or does she just assume he's full of shit? (literally 😆)
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:iconspyrofan923:
spyrofan923 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016
Future vision. She saw it coming (probably).
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:iconaura-overlord:
Aura-Overlord Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2016
Sapphire OOO :such is fate
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:iconcatsarecutewmkm:
CatsareCuteWMKM Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconalbert40-wesker:
albert40-wesker Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2016   General Artist
AHI WEY !!!
NO YO LE PONGO DE AQUI :V :,V
:D
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:iconpokeprincess93:
PokePrincess93 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YOU SHOULD HAVE DOUBLE FLUSHED!!! :rage:
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:icon000adoptable000:
000adoptable000 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg best comment ive seen today XD
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:iconpokeprincess93:
PokePrincess93 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you XD
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:iconthemya47:
THEMYA47 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Garnet's reaction face is going to be hilarious when she registers what Steven just said.
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:iconlapidotshipper:
Lapidotshipper Featured By Owner Edited Mar 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Garnet: Garnet Grin Icon Garnet Sprite Garnet Icon 1 Lol, what?
Garnet: Steven Universe Garnet (NOT HAPPY) Garnet Emote 8 Garnet Emote 9 Wait, WHAT?! *sees Malachite*
Garnet: Steven Universe Garnet (Roll Away) Steven Universe Garnet (Roll Away) Steven Universe Garnet (Roll Away)  NOPE!
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:icongamingpenguin5:
GamingPenguin5 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg!!! This is so funny!!!
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:iconfelislupus:
FelisLupus Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
All drains lead to the ocean. <3
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:iconsathewriter:
SAtheWriter Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And all oceans lead to a drain XD
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:iconfelislupus:
FelisLupus Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Get the reference?
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:icontogepi1234:
togepi1234 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Student General Artist
Finding Nemo?
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:iconsathewriter:
SAtheWriter Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think..
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:icondevu7:
Devu7 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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:iconlapidotshipper:
Lapidotshipper Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT'S WITH GEMS AND MAKING STEVEN PEE OUTSIDE?!

Also,Garnet's composure is priceless. The fact that Malichite is in the toilet doesn't even phase her.
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:iconlovelygirl003:
LovelyGirl003 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Malachite: MWAHAHAH!! SURPRISE!!
Steven: :stare: ..... Inside out - Disgust is done (emote) Chica's Nope Door Chat Icon  
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:iconrainbowcookiz:
RainbowCookiz Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Steven: NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope
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:iconjackson22222:
jackson22222 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
This was strangely accurate. Green Gem in a toilet. Steven being forced to pee outside. Ya done good Asche.
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:iconaskhomeworldgems:
AskHomeWorldGems Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015
((I could have a panic attack after that..poor child:)))
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:iconwaezi2:
Waezi2 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
Don't worry, he is used to this kind of things by now.
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:iconaskhomeworldgems:
AskHomeWorldGems Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
poor child XD
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:iconiamapotatodealwithit:
iamapotatodealwithit Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. That's not what happened. I am very content with what happened, though.
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:iconmaxiedie:
maxiedie Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Student Artist
This is what fans think the episode will be like.
GIF Steven Universe - Facepalm
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:icongalaxysprite:
Galaxysprite Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmfao Facepalm indeed
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:iconaccursedasche:
AccursedAsche Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
?
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:iconmaxiedie:
maxiedie Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Student Artist
The- never mind. It's not exactly what the episode was
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:iconhexidextrous:
Hexidextrous Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2015
At least now someone else can piss all over her ugly face.
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:iconaccursedasche:
AccursedAsche Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, thats mean. I think Malachite is pretty. |D
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:icongalactic-kittens:
Galactic-Kittens Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait she isn't dead MALA SUPRISE!
If you got that reference you get a cookie.
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:iconjustarandomgourgeist:
JustaRandomGourgeist Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here-for-good-times-chite : they didn't suspect a thing
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